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Post by seagull on Oct 16, 2005 0:05:40 GMT -5
I feel a need to share some quotes that I think are pretty badass. First, I gotta get this off my chest:
"Ooooh, Daddy wants to fuck." - "Frank" played by Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet"
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 16, 2005 0:25:01 GMT -5
"In the real fourth reich you'll be the first to go," -The Dead Kennedys, "Nazi punk fuck off"
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Post by seagull on Oct 16, 2005 1:55:22 GMT -5
"And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full with fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, 'angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams?' And the angel said unto me, 'these are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them it is the holocaust.' And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers. And roared, 'Hear me now, I have seen the light. They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul. Damn you, let the rabbits wear glasses. Save our brothers. Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, jesus.'"
- "Disgustipated" from the album UNDERTOW by TOOL
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 16, 2005 5:29:49 GMT -5
"If there was no government, wouldn't there be chaos? Everybody running around, setting petrol bombs off? And if there was no police for, tell me what you do, It 30 thousand rioters came running after you. And who would clean the sewers? Who'd mend my television? Wouldn't people lay around without some supervision? Who'd drive the fire engines? Who'd fix my video? If there were no prisons, well, where would the robbers go?
And what if I told you to fuck off?"
-Crass: "If there was no government" Album: Yes Sir, I Will.
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Post by Rock Lobster on Oct 16, 2005 12:15:42 GMT -5
"I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"
--The Joker about how he became who he is from The Killing Joke
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 16, 2005 13:58:51 GMT -5
"We managed to offend ALL the people we were fucking fed up with."
-Johnny Rotten in the 2001 documentary "The Filth and the Fury"
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Post by seagull on Oct 18, 2005 22:30:40 GMT -5
Here's a nice little quote from the Seamus Heaney translation of Beowulf that I thought was pretty badass:
"It was like the misery felt by an old man who has lived to see his son's body swing on the gallows. He begins to keen and weep for his boy, watching the raven gloat where he hangs: he can be of no help. The wisdom of age is worthless to him."
Always liked this song myself: "I met a boy wearing Vans 501s and a dope beastie-tee nipple ringsnew tattoos that claimed that he was OGT back in '92 with the first EP and in between sips of coke he told me that he thought we were sellin' out layin' down suckin' up to the man.
Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy. Before you point your finger you should know that I"m the man, and if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well, so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb fuck I sold out long before you ever even heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, Dip shit, and then you bought one.
I've got some advice for you little buddy before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man If I'm the fucking man then you're the fucking man as well, so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
All you read and wear or see and hear on tv is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar"
Doesn't really do the song justice. But neither does the title - "Hooker with a Penis" off the Aenima album by Tool.
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 18, 2005 23:39:08 GMT -5
"I want Your skulls I need your skulls"
-The Misfits
I don't really get this quote, but it sounds fucking badass in the song.
Ooh! Here's a good one from Black Flag's Henry Rollins:
"Hardcore [punk] is when that 'fuck yeah!' guy got a guitar. You know that dude in the 711 parking lot going 'What?! What the fuck you gonna do?!!'...that's his band"
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Post by seagull on Oct 19, 2005 0:01:14 GMT -5
I wish I could find the script from a show of Henry's Film Corner where he rants about Bush and the dude's from Enron, that shit was funny as hell. I will paraphrase part of it.
~We should send those mother fuckers to prison, and give them a pocket knife so they can stick it in their jugular, or cut a hole in the back of their pants for easy access.
Good shit. That Henry Rollins is a cool cat. Shows up on a Tool album.
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 21, 2005 13:35:03 GMT -5
yeah man...black flag kicked ass.
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Post by seagull on Oct 28, 2005 0:26:29 GMT -5
"Women should look at men as sheep view a guard dog - earning his food by keeping the wolves away" - Socrates.
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 28, 2005 1:01:42 GMT -5
wow...that's a terrible derogatory quote...I just lost a grain of respect for ol' Socrates.
"Those who love god have no religeon but god"- don't know who, but good quote.
"Concern yourself with your own buisness, Oh Fate, for there is nothing in Diogenes that belongs to you anymore"
Diogenes of Sinope
Ooh! He was once ridculed by a crowd for eating in the marketplace of Athens (very taboo thing to do). they all shouted "Mad man! Dog!" and his reply was:
"You call me mad, but you've all gathered to watch me eat? Don't worry you fools, dogs don't eat garbage..."
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Post by seagull on Oct 28, 2005 15:29:10 GMT -5
That quote is badass. I have a new respect for ol' Socrates.
Anyway, a little off topic, but I'm gonna see old Henry Rollins in November.
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Post by Diogenes on Oct 28, 2005 19:52:44 GMT -5
yeah...like I'm gonna keep any wolves away.
But cool, Henry Rollins is bad ass.
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Post by seagull on Nov 1, 2005 21:36:49 GMT -5
Another Tool quote: "I had a friend once he took some ecstasy Tried to marry me and every one in the room He was sort of loving kinda caring, kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy It got a bit messy all over the curtains, arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting"
Here's one for the masses, Phil Anselmo's parting words at Ozzfest 2004: "Break your jaw eating pussy."
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